Monday, October 26, 2015

OZ10: Kakadu, Waterfalls, Mozzies, and Burning Hair

Darwin gave us a chance to rest (other than the 3am fire alarm that had us standing out on the street for an hour).
Waiting on the street as the firemen checked the building
We slept in, did laundry, and made an appointment for me to see a doctor the next day. We spent a good part of the day exploring the city. 

We tried to spend some time in the library to get a few things done, with no luck with the internet.  Darwin has realized how internet hungry the backpackers are and they limit even the amount available in the libraries to a ridiculously low amount.  Jojje, being a computer expert, figured out how to hack the wifi both at the library and the hostel, and as such was using as much as he wanted.  Australia is pretty shit with internet.

But it was nice for one reason: it got Joe and I outside, walking around in the hot weather and getting some sunshine, which was perfect medicine.  We talked through the rough but magical trip we had just done with the others.  We also slept and ate well, a great suggestion from my mom.

The next day we went to the doctor’s office for my appointment.  On the way there we were going to stop by the post office where they were supposed to be holding my credit cards that I had had shipped to Cairns, but they hadn’t made it in time, so I had to ask Gary and Sue to forward them to me.  Joe convinced me that since this was an important appointment, we should prepare first and we would get the cards on our way back into town.  I regret that now.

I had entirely run out of one of my medications, but it was also a convenient time to talk to the doctor about solutions for my mad mood swings during PMS.  I was nervous about talking about it all with her, but glad that Joe went with me.  It all went well and it was really nice to talk to her about everything, but especially nice that she and Joe could talk about things.

As we came out of the appointment, we noticed Jojje had called.  We went to fill prescriptions and they picked us up, stopping off at a grocery and liquor store in the process.

We got on the road.  During the whole month that we had traveled up the entire center of Australia, we never once hit any animals.  That night on the way to Kakadu we hit a wallaby.  It darted out so fast and so suddenly that Jojje didn’t have enough time to hit the brakes enough and he hit it.  The boys went back with flashlights and the shovel to finish it off so it didn’t have to suffer.  I cried just a bit for the poor thing.  What a traumatic thing for him.

We spent the night at 2-Mile Waterhole, which was a free spot inside the park on a side road.  It was a little ways out, but completely free and sanctioned by the park service.

The next morning we stopped at the visitor’s center, where they had lots of information and an amazing video that had everything in it.  That’s my kind of thing, coupled with seeing the nature for myself.  I love getting the context though.

We had paid online for tickets ahead of time, but when we got to the visitor’s center, we found out Jojje could go for free, as the registration to his car was technically in Northern Territory.  He had to fill out some papers, but eventually got the money back.

We stopped at the first set of cave paintings, which were honestly breathtaking.  They were the prettiest cave paintings I have ever seen.  They may have been very recent, I’m not sure.  Especially because the Aboriginals believe that the act of painting is more important than its product, so older paintings would be covered up as newer ones were created. 
Panorama of cave paintings
Super cool depiction of a warrior stick figure
The appearance of the white man on the scene
A kangaroo!  So lovely with the patterns of bones painted in.
Cool cats, overlooking the plains
We heard that this spot that looked over a plains was lovely for sunset, so we decided to go check out the campground in the meantime.  We found a spot we liked and paid the fee.  Just after we gave him the money he off-handedly said, “Oh the mosquitoes get a bit bad here.”  Then we headed back to the place where we would watch the sunset.

This spot was amazing.  It was what I thought much of Australia would look like—dry open plains with a few green spots and the deep orange sky behind.  It sort of reminded me of the plains in The Lion King.
The four of us watching the sun sink
One of the rare photos where we both look normal
Joe looks out as the sun dips behind the horizon
The boys (say goodbye to Jojje's hair)
Daw, he's so sweet
A romantic view of the plains just before the sun sets
This is the bold color I envisioned of Australia--so lovely
Marco had the crazy idea to stay and take a time-lapse video, even though they would be closing the gates to the place within minutes of the sunset.  I thought he was crazy, but we left him anyway and headed to the camp.

Meanwhile back at camp the mosquitoes that were a “bit bad” were actually unbearable.  We covered ourselves in spray and put all of our long clothing on (despite the fact that it was still hot as hell) and they were still so bad you couldn’t even get a sentence out without shivering in over-irritation.  After a bit, Jojje got in the car to see if he could find Marco and Joe and I took cover in our tent, where we thought we might stick it out for the night.

Once Marco got back though, Joe braved the mosquitoes to hang out a bit.  Jojje said he had always heard that the mosquitoes leave you alone if you get drunk enough (something about the alcohol coming out of your pores).  It seemed unlikely, but better than doing nothing.  And at least if we got drunk enough we would stop noticing or caring about the mosquitoes.

So we got wasted.  Joe and the boys got there first because I wasn’t sure I could handle leaving the tent.  But when things really got rolling, I knew I should be out there.

First we did one of the things we set out to do during the Red Center trip with Gwen, but never made time to do: silent dance party.  We each picked three songs to dance to, popped headphones in, and danced to the (seemingly silent) beat of our own drums.  We caught this magical moment on video, but it is hard to see most of us dancing.  Good memory anyway

Second, we lit Jojje’s hair on fire.  Jojje gets a little fearless when drunk (and he wore a tank top all that night, even with the awful mosquitoes).  So, yeah.  He had been talking about needing a haircut and joked that we should light it on fire… so we did.  Joe was in charge of the water to spray on his head if the flames went nuts.  I was in charge of the wet towel to extinguish the flame.  Marco was in charge of the stick used to light said hair, as well as the camera man.  It is a cherished video that will give us laughs until forever.

The next morning we found out that the alcohol trick had NOT been effective at keeping away the “mozzies,” as Aussies call them.  Joe’s knees were covered in hundreds of bites where his pants had been stretched tight while kneeling at the fire.  Our hands and ankles were bitten.  Basically anywhere that was remotely possible to bet bitten, we were bitten.

And I guess in that respect, the alcohol worked.  If it hadn’t been that we were pretty drunk, we would have gone mad.  It saved us from insanity anyway.

Jojje spent the morning walking around with a sheet over his head, quite embarrassed by the charred hair.  He is a very confident dude, but this seemed to push him over the edge of embarrassment and he spent a lot of the morning going between his backpack to find scissors, the front seat to turn the car in to plug the trimmers in, and the side mirror to try to get as much hair off as possible.  He had a nice sized scab where his scalp had been burnt, maybe about the size of the end of your finger from the top knuckle up.  He had gotten away with little damage, considering we lit his head on fire.

Needless to say, we packed up as fast as we could the next morning to get out of there.  On our way out we heard other campers cursing loudly at the unbearable mosquitoes.

The ranger had told us where to go to see crocodiles in the morning.  Joe and I had only seen one in the wild before and it was from a long way off.  This river crossing (a cement road that is a bit above the low water level) that links the rest of Kakadu to the part where indigenous Aboriginals live (a normal town, I think, but a place you need a permit to visit) was a good place to see the crocs.  As the tide comes in, the salt water rises into the estuary, to the point where it flows over the concrete road and inland.  This is crossed by the crocs, who sit and watch all the fish that are swimming through the inches-deep water across the road to get out to sea.  They snap at the easy prey. 
Creepy little sneaks
He floats his way across and crawls the last
few steps over the cement
Cool shot, eh?  Joe snapped it of a bird catching a frog.
He lies in wait for the fish that attempt to swim over the road
It was so cool.  Crocs are creepy animals.  They lay just on the water and watch you.  They sneak up on you and can move super fast.  Joe got a few great photos and Marco a few videos.  It was one of the coolest things I think I’ve seen.

We had lunch in a park in the next town, where Jojje and Marco were still hungover and moped around.  I made beans for lunch, but didn’t know that they were so low on fuel or that Jojje was planning on using the burner.  I felt bad about that.

We found a swimming hole and the map and headed to it.  It was a medium hike, and once we got there we realized how disappointing it was.  It was sort of just a stagnant pool.  I mean, it had enough water movement to not be truly stagnant, but if you stirred up any sediment in the water, it didn’t flow away, just sort of sat with you while you tried to enjoy the water.

It was also a little scary because they had a croc warning sign nearby, but I think that is only in the wet season and very rare.  Plus, we were too hot to care.
The swimming hole, while lousy for swimming, was lovely.
The moon coming up that evening
On our hike to the hole and on the way back, Joe and I were trying to get a bit of sun on our shoulders, so we decided to carry the backpack by doing exercises with it.  We did bicep curls and forearm raises, as well as lunges, since we were feeling zealous.  In two days we would be so sore we couldn’t extend our arms past T-Rex length.

We stayed that night in a place that was supposedly better for mosquitoes, but we didn’t wait to find out.  Joe and I went to bed (or at least read for a bit) as soon as our tent was set up.  The next morning we moved to the day use area and made amazing burritos with a bunch of ingredients.

We visited a really green marsh area that was teeming with life even in the dry season.  Jojje and Marco found a garden cart that they played on when we headed back to the car.  It was fun to play around with them like I would play around with my brothers.  Things had so calmed down for me now that my PMS had passed and Gwen was gone.  I think we all felt a little more relaxed without the sexual tension that she brought to the two single guys.  Then again, that may have been a much more minor cause to the rough go, and PMS was almost entirely to blame.  Either way, I felt so much better in Kakadu.
Marco and Joe at the idyllic marsh area
We found an AMAZING swimming hole that afternoon, called Maguk.  The water was gorgeous and the falls were big and gargley.  Better yet, at the top of the falls there was even more amazing areas.  There was a plunge hole that had a swim-through archway in it.  And there were many pools that seemed to be caused by the massive amounts of water that must run through there in the wet season.  It was so magical.  We stayed and played there all day.
Maguk--magical
Marco about to dive into one of the
many pools above the waterfall
Joe and I went down to check our bags after a bit and we sat and read in the shade for a while.  Before too long this big family came to swim.  There was mom, dad, and five kids, with apparently one more on the way.  They were amazing!  The mom was happy and involved, the dad had a limitless amount of energy to swim the kids from one end of the pool to the other and back.  They were utter chaos, but they were inspiring.  Those kids were going to grow up so happy because their parents exuded nothing but happiness and patience.

We found a campsite near the swimming hole, which ended up being right across from where the family we had just met was staying.  There was some tired crying going on at several times in the night, but otherwise they were awesome neighbors.  That night Joe and I burnt tiny holes in our tent because we made the dumb mistake of setting it up just a bit too close to the fire.

Gunlom Falls was our next stop, but it was a bit of a letdown after Maguk.  Gunlom must be amazing in the wet season as well, as it is the most well-known of the Kakadu waterfalls, but it was sort of dirty when we were there, and definitely less magical.  Joe and I got to talk to a very young couple from Darwin who told us a bit about Bali, where we would be headed next.
 
After a swim at Gunlom, I stand in front of the valley
where huge uranium deposits lay, a controversial
subject of conversation in Kakadu.
We drove out of the park that afternoon, found a place to have a beer and charge the computers, then took off again to find a place to camp.  Finding outback campsites at this point was old hat to us, and we found a good side road and a nice spot to pull off the road in a burnt-out young bit of forest.

The next day we headed in to Darwin.  Our first stop was the post office, where I was supposed to pick up my credit cards that had been such a hassle to get her.  Only when we pulled up in an empty street did we realize it was Sunday and the post office was not open.  We left for Bali that night.  I sat down and had a small cry to mourn, and then we moved on.

We spent the late afternoon exchanging photos and videos, then the boys took us to the airport a few hours early so they could find a place to camp.  We got our bags sorted out, ready to be checked in and then just as we were going to check in, we saw Marco and Jojje again!  They had found a place to camp, but had needed to use the bathroom and the airport was the closest and easiest place to go.  We agreed that we would check in our bags and then they would take us to go for a beer.

They took us to the place they had staked out, which was in a parking lot.  There was another guy there, who said he had been living in his van bouncing between a few different places to park every night.  This spot occasionally got checked by police, but was an okay place to stay.  Sadly once we started drinking, we realized that Jojje and Marco shouldn’t drive us back, so we headed off with enough time to make the walk safely all the way to the airport.  It wasn’t so bad.
Saying warm goodbyes to our month-long travel friends.
We'll miss you!
With our bags checked in, our bellies full of beer, and our eyelids drooping, we went to the waiting area.  Just after midnight our plane boarded and we were headed to Bali!  We were so excited for the South East Asia phase to begin!

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